Defense Exhibit A:

Check out what my stupid little kitty did to my leg. I guess it was my fault, sort-of. Here's what happened: I had fallen asleep on the couch in a sitting-up position. My stupid little kitty crawled up on my lap and proceeded to claw her way up onto my chest. I woke up and quickly pushed her off of my chest. I guess she was trying to catch herself and what you see is the result of that. Still, it looks terrible and it stings like hell.

Evil Incarnate

This is our evil kitty, Bella. I don't like her. She always tries to kill me. She's mellowed out a bit since we've gotten her, but I still don't like her.

Here's a pic of me getting smooched. This was on our pumpkin picking trip in October '06. This was obviously a pose. If the camera wasn't pointed at her she'd be trying to hurt me.

Here's Daddy's Little Bundle of Joy (or as I sometimes refer to her: The Reason I'm going Gray). She's 3 in this picture which was taken in Maine. Notice how green the lawn is. You don't get that here in Jersey. Pale green or brown is more our speed.